Safety First

Safety First! is Available Now on Steam

Safety First! is Available Now on Steam

It was announced by Headup Games, that if you are in the mood for something different today, try Safety First! That is available today on Steam. They also released for the aesthetes among you, their – eminently respectable – Zarathustra Trailer (Even though it’s not 2001 anymore…).

Check out the Zarathustra Trailer of Safety First!, showcasing some gameplay footage:

https://youtu.be/aPlvf84Frk4

“Seriously, the game is not about private parts. It’s really about a…

  • flesh flute
  • one-eyed monster
  • beef whistle
  • ding dong mcdork
  • Mr. Torpedo
  • flesh tower
  • schlong dongadoodle
  • Pedro
  • rod of pleasure
  • longfellow
  • Senior Ding Dong
  • quiver bone
  • Konkey Dong
  • biggus dickus
  • sausage
  • Krull The Warrior King
  • third leg
  • trouser snake
  • dipstick
  • love stick
  • Johnson
  • thundersword
  • stick shift
  • spawn hammer
  • Baloney Pony
  • bratwurst
  • purple-helmeted warrior of love
  • popeye
  • pink oboe
  • Richard
  • wing dang doodle
  • winkie
  • schwanz
  • moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
  • meter long king kong dong
  • boomstick
  • meat thermometer
  • eggroll
  • luigi
  • joystick
  • piss weasle
  • Willy
  • hose
  • heat-seeking moisture missile
  • fun stick
  • jackhammer
  • plug
  • lizard
  • wiener
  • Ding Dong McDork
  • Long John Silver
  • Crotch Bob
  • dude piston
  • pig skin bus
  • single barrelled pump action bollock yogurt shotgun

(This list is an excerpt from http://bit.ly/SafetyFirst_UrbanDic – we did not come up with these.)

What are you supposed to do in the game?

Well, in the game, you control your character’s feet using your gamepad’s thumbsticks. Be warned though, he’s quite a fragile little guy. All in place? Great, now deploy the Magical Yellow Repair Liquid (it’s not pee, honest). Get ready for a challenging and totally true-to-the-laws-of-physics journey!

Fun to fail, quick to retry!

You’re demanding a story? Really?!

Well, ok then – here you go: Your grandma turned her vintage radio up way too much and overloaded the electric cables in the power plant nearby. Now it’s up to you to fix them all. With your awesome electrician skills, you embark on a mission to fix all those broken wires by employing your “Magical Yellow Repair Liquid”. (Seriously, it’s not pee!)

(For your convenience we included “Grandma’s favorite tune” in the credits scroller.)

About Headup Games

We are an independent games publisher located near Cologne in Germany awarded as Best German Publisher in 2012 and 2013 by the German Developers Association. Together with our partners, we focus on the contentment of our customers and the best gameplay experience delivered at the fairest price-quality ratio. Since our foundation, we have published over 100 games, including many projects from highly talented developers that are known for their potential and creativity. Our portfolio features high-quality games such as Superhot, Super Meat Boy, The Binding of Isaac, Terraria, Limbo, The Basement Collection, Gone Home, Q.U.B.E., Frozen Synapse and many more as well as the million sellers #1 iOS hits The Inner World, Bridge Constructor and Bridge Constructor Playground.”

For more information on Safety First!, visit its Steam page.

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