FBC: Firebreak Review – Come For The Co-op, Stay For The Coma

DOOM The Dark Ages Review

DOOM: The Dark Ages Review – “Toxic” Masculinity At Its Finest & It’s Amazing!

The best way to summarize DOOM: The Dark Ages is that it lets you live out the ultimate fantasy of a testosterone-fueled, steroid-pumped gym bro who goes to space and slaughters demons—and nothing can stop him. There’s truly nothing else like it on the market right now, especially in today’s overly sanitized, pussy ass snowflake-infested gaming landscape. So thank you, Bethesda, for delivering the ultimate male power fantasy we all deserve.
Assassin's Creed Shadows Review

Assassin’s Creed Shadows Review – Thanks For Nothing Yasuke

If I were you, I’d wait a week or so for the game to go on sale to get it at a cheaper price. Ubisoft titles usually fall in value rather quickly and you can find them much cheaper. The game will take you a while to finish, probably upwards of 30 to 50 hours, maybe more depending on your pace and how much of the game you want to complete. Ubisoft had the potential for a standout game, but their greed and baffling choices—chief among them the forced inclusion of Yasuke—undermined the pacing and shattered what could have been a cohesive narrative and fluid gameplay experience.
Mario Kart World

Mario Kart World is a bold leap forward—with 24-player chaos, open-world tracks, and flashy new mechanics—but its empty free-roam and $80 price tag leave a lot on the table and here’s why

Onimusha 2

This is a game best approached with an open mind and a willingness to experience a retro Capcom title from a very different era in game design.

DOOM The Dark Ages Review

The best way to summarize DOOM: The Dark Ages is that it lets you live out the ultimate fantasy of a testosterone-fueled, steroid-pumped gym bro who goes to space and slaughters demons—and nothing can stop him. There’s truly nothing else like it on the market right now, especially in today’s overly sanitized, pussy ass snowflake-infested gaming landscape. So thank you, Bethesda, for delivering the ultimate male power fantasy we all deserve.

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If you suffer from insomnia and your over-the-counter meds no longer do the trick, then sure, feel free to drop $39.99 on FBC Firebreak. Because this game will drain your energy and put you to sleep faster than any pill ever could

8.5

Mario Kart World is a bold leap forward—with 24-player chaos, open-world tracks, and flashy new mechanics—but its empty free-roam and $80 price tag leave a lot on the table and here’s why

7

This is a game best approached with an open mind and a willingness to experience a retro Capcom title from a very different era in game design.

9

The best way to summarize DOOM: The Dark Ages is that it lets you live out the ultimate fantasy of a testosterone-fueled, steroid-pumped gym bro who goes to space and slaughters demons—and nothing can stop him. There’s truly nothing else like it on the market right now, especially in today’s overly sanitized, pussy ass snowflake-infested gaming landscape. So thank you, Bethesda, for delivering the ultimate male power fantasy we all deserve.

7

If I were you, I’d wait a week or so for the game to go on sale to get it at a cheaper price. Ubisoft titles usually fall in value rather quickly and you can find them much cheaper. The game will take you a while to finish, probably upwards of 30 to 50 hours, maybe more depending on your pace and how much of the game you want to complete. Ubisoft had the potential for a standout game, but their greed and baffling choices—chief among them the forced inclusion of Yasuke—undermined the pacing and shattered what could have been a cohesive narrative and fluid gameplay experience.

7

Overall, Dynasty Warriors: Origins is a decent entry that offers a fresh take on the beloved hack-and-slash franchise. However, it is important to note that the series remains a niche experience, appealing primarily to players who enjoy its repetitive, yet satisfying gameplay loop. Whether or not this game clicks with you largely depends on your tolerance for this repetition and how it is presented.

7

Hellblade 2 is a visual and audible experience, but that is about it sadly